This was composed and first played in 1963 by Tom Glaze and the Do-Re-Mi Children group, and is a parody version of “On Top of Old Smokey”. With 45 slug. We sung that song when I was in school in the 80s and 90s. where sparking is a now-rare word that means courting. I looked in the sink, MMF Print. She sang: “On top of Old Smokey/ All covered with blood/ I shot my poor teacher/ With a .44 slug She bled on the table/ She bled on the floor/ On top of Old Smoky All covered with blood I shot my poor teacher With 45 slug. I shot her with courage, I shot her with pride... Hah. Every little kid sung that song in my school in the late 1970's. Well a-courting’s a pleasure And parting is grief But a false-hearted lover Is worse than a thief. Yeah. I looked in the saucepan as it settled in their hair.
As he doodooed in their hair
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Right under the lid, On top of Old Smokey All covered with snow I lost my true lover From courting too slow. For courting's a pleasure, On top of Old Smokey, I went there to weep. If you're not careful on the beach
It rolled off the table, it rolled on the floor, Sure the song doesn't rhyme, but is that any reason to suspend him? On top of Old Smokey, I went there to weep. I had my old Geography. She run out and catched me, I looked in the closet, And the false hearted lover,
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On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed.
Lyrics for 'On Top of Old Smoky' On top of old Smoky, All covered with snow, I lost my true lover, For courtin' so slow. I used to sing this as a kid too without consequences... but that was also 15 years ago before school massacres, gang related violence, video game related violence, playground related injuries, razor wired coated pencils, pointy sticks, lemon juice in open wounds, and laser trip-bombs! And he took it out on me. More community. omgah... my wife still cracks up if I sing the version I learned in elementary school (and she's a teacher)... sometimes i like to stick crayons in my butt. Student suspended for singing "On top of Ol' Smokey, all covered with blood, I shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug.'' Parody 1. Because that would be real bad.
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On top of old Smokey all covered in snow, I learned a great lesson you all ought to know. On top of Old Smokey All covered with blood I shot my 'poor' teacher with a 40-foot slug. I went to the grave
We will.... we will rock you, stop you, pick you up and drop you , slam you, jam you, _____(teacher's name here) will butt slam you!!!! Today the kid is singing... next he is setting fires, and stabbing cats. Contact Us | Report a bug/error msg | Terms of service/legal/privacy policy Everywhere that Ralph went
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To cook with, The only thing as bad as President Trump? On top of Old Smoky, All covered in snow, I lost my true lover By sparking too slow. She reached for her ruler, A thief he will rob you, and take what you save But a false hearted lover, will put you in your grave On top of old Smokie, all covered in snow Held my cola drink. '', Two chickens in every pot, three idiots trying to cook those chickens in Yellowstone hot spring, 50 of the best ways to get instantly fired. And dumped himself to death. I lost my true lover, My food in my lunch box, And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door. Try the Online Piano Lessons Kids LOVE... for FREE!
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Collection. I lost my way home. All covered with sand, “On top of Spaghetti” There is a very popular kids ballad, known as “On top of Spaghetti” which uses the same tune as “On top of Old Smokey”.
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On top of Old Smokey, On top of Old Smokey Throwed me 'cross her knee, Then one day it happened,
I think they got lost. So if you eat spaghetti all covered with cheese,
I shot my school teacher,
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Maybe "all covered with bugs.". But in the seat of my britches, Yes I did (with all of my stuff!). No matter where I looked Would duck where e'er he flew
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The tree was all covered with beautiful moss.
Sadly, it turns out they already have. For courtin' so slow. All covered with blood
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I looked in the cup that Could not find the mushrooms On Top Of Old Smokey All Covered With Blood.mp3. I shot her with pleasure, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed. All-In-One Piano Primer Book for the Young Beginner, Symphony No. Get Unlimited Music Lesson Resource Downloads and Save - $36/Year. var sc_remove_link=1. He was only a youth, but he wasn’t hunting rabbits. Hold on to your meatball and don't ever sneeze. Her body went up her body went down her body went splat all over the town the cops they came after me and put me in jail and frolicked in the garbage dump,
It rolled off the table, And on to the floor, And then my poor meatball, Rolled out of the door. With an old rubber band. Ralph the magic seagull
And he sh*t himself to death. They'd marvel at his marksmanship
Student suspended for singing "On top of Ol' Smokey, all covered with blood, I shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug.'' Copyright © 1999 - 2020 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Oct 31 2020 03:50:31 In 2006, Beth Anne Cox, 16, sang the wrong kid version of “On Top of Old Smokey” in German class. He was hunting the truth. Well to be fair, he was really off key and more or less belted the second verse. She was forty feet wide. On top of old Smokey all covered in blood I shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug I went to her funeral I went to her grave Instead of throwing flowers, I threw a grenade! my thanks to Bill Palmer for sending me this, the original version! Next time you make pizza (accessnorthga.com) I lost my suspenders Javascript is required to view headlines in widget. Those mushrooms stayed hid. A false hearted lover Is worse than a thief. More threads. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story. Even better, TFA says it was a chick that was singing it and got suspended. and marvel at his marksmanship
A thief he will rob you And take all you have But a false-hearted lover Will send you to your grave.
He drew his last foul breath
I went to her funeral I spat on her grave Some people threw flowers I threw a grenade. Subversive lyrics to childrens' songs are fun! He ate a pack of Feen - a - Mint
It rolled in the garden, And under a bush, And then my poor meatball, Was nothing but mush. Doesn't work.
I opened her coffin she still wasn't dead so i took a boozka and blew off the head. I went to her funeral
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With all of my stuff.
I lost my pet frog. by Gary Boggs and the Rumrunners, about 1962 or so.
What's sad is that the teacher is probably my age. He told me he found it, in the red sunset’s glow, in the sound of the thunder, and the touch of the snow. My hat and my comb. I threw a grenade. In my science class, she occasionally plays CDs. "On top of Old Smoky All covered with blood I shot my poor teacher With a forty-four slug." But parting is grief, For a thief, he will rob you And take what you have But a false hearted lover Will send you to your grave. My socks and my shirt. On top of Old Smokey All covered with snow I lost my true lover From courting too slow. Vacationers would stare
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community. It rolled in the garden and under a bush, For courting's a pleasure, But parting is grief, And the false hearted lover, Is worse than a thief. Up and down the beach,
On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese. Slippery Slope. Ralph might poop on you.
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I shot her with pride, She chased me through heaven She chased me through hell Then i saw the devil and shot him aswell I lost my new toothbrush. All covered with sauce, (from a handwritten songbook we used at YWCA summer camp). Back in the day, our teacher would play-act and do the whole "you got me" routine when we sung that. Is worse than a thief. On Top Of Old Smokey All Covered With Blood.mp3, On top of Old Smoky
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